What to Wear

Ok, I know this is a wacky blogpost. Well, I am wacky so it is pretty normal for me. What to wear. Just what do I need to wear while I write.

A bra. For some reason I must wear a bra. No jammies, no nightgown, No all natural. I must wear a bra. Silly is it not? but I need to have my puppies held up high. I wonder if there is some study done somewhere that explains why the raising of my breasts from the floor (ok I am old and sagging) helps raise my IQ. lol. Maybe not IQ but thought waves. There is one exception- I have plenty of thoughts in bed at night and I don't wear a bra there. Maybe if I had worn a night bra then my breasts would not cover my knees when standing. Don't I wish they were that long. If so, I could stuff them in those female hookable milk containers and have loads of cleavage. I have previously established my boobies were nothing special except the do tend to fall outwards. While standing. So no cleavage. I wonder why some women have breasts that live in the front of their chests and others like me have to keep pushing them inwards.

I know a lot of time has been spent typing about breasts. I am as straight as they come so why this fixation on breasts. Well, I guess if men can fixate on the size of their, um, manhood, I can fixate on the crappy tilting mounds of fat and grizzle poking sideways. Had I breast fed my sons, why I could have laid them beside me on the bed and let them sup away! lol.

Back to the my writing. My fixation is on Chapter 23 and the that glimpse of heaven. Have you figured it out yet? lol. Well I fixed the chapter and decided on two different versions - the DWG one where I will need to get creative later on because of this change and the AHA/HG one. I did tone even that one down because I did not want Elizabeth and Jane to be out of character. Mrs. B well she is as anyone wants her to be. Right now she is desperate.

Here I sit in my bra (and shorts and top not to mention the other undergarment) as I fixate on that chapter. I will post on Tuesday. I will probably be disappointed at the response because I sense it is only funny to me. lol I am wacky.

Of course not all of Chapter 23 is funny (or not too funny to some). I do have the final verbal battle between Lizzy and Darcy and then there is the new wrinkle I added. It will help Elizabeth desire to hear the lies and half-truths to be muttered soon by well known cad. Chapter 24 is the arrival of one cad and one simpleton.

Clothes do make a difference. and shoes. I can not write with shoes on. sock ok but not shoes. something about confining my feet that stunts my visions. I don't mind confining my breasts but my feet must remain free. I also like to stick my feet out at night. I like to cover my breasts. I wonder why? Is it that I really wish to be really free but my mother taught me to be a nice girl. Did my feet rebel? lol

I also like to wear certain clothes to clean house. I have this old cotton tee shirt and shorts and this certain bra. Any old panties will do. I have no fixations with them. but that old tee shirt a bright pink is important for some reason. But to write, any clothes will do as long as my breasts are confined and my feet roam free! lol

till tomorrow.